Saying "your mom" to an EUI-er is like saying Aloha to a Hawaiian. You can use it as a greeting, as a goodbye, or in place of whitespace or punctuation.
So I'm feeling a little punchy at the end of a day and I spam this silly self-portrait to the entire company.
Suddenly, our president Anthony spams back with "$20 to the best Photoshop of Doug's pic by Friday". Everyone knows that designers are completely shameless when a twenty is waved in front of them so now I've got the equivalent of Something Awful's PS forum descending like vultures on my boyish good looks.
I'm not the judge of this contest, but I'm pretty sure Patrick will win with this entry, which I absolutely love!
Out of respect for you Patrick, I will always say "Your Mother". :-)